Tired of billionare oligarchs mining data from every aspect of your daily life to leverage into political power?
Long for the days when you knew good and damn well that the people spying on you online were from foreign governments instead of major corporations?
Wish you could unplug, unZuck, deMusk, and retroactively unBezos your life without drastically changing the way you live in this century? 
US TOO!
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